Friday, January 30, 2009

Monkey See, Ursine Do.

So while working on those very important things that I sometimes work on while at work today I came upon this artist-photographer Jill Greenberg. She takes expressive pictures of Monkies, People, Bears, and Celebrities (a seperate category from normal people, obviously). Here are two of my favorites!

Her collection can be found here.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Recipe for a Cranky Rachel

1. When she goes to bed early, make her bedroom a brisk 45 degrees.
2. Force her body to refuse to listen to reason, and therefore, her toes remain frozen all night.
3. Rattle her window all night, in alternating frequencies and decibles, so to be certain to wake her up every time.
4. Call the police, and have them circle the neighborhood in a heliocopter periodically. Flashing lights are in no way discouraged.
5. Take the neighbor dogs for a walk. The little, yippy ones. Annoy them so they yip. A lot.
6. Add Trash-Day (optional).
7. Add snow (recommended), she hates scraping her car.

Combine all ingredients before 8a.m. and shake vigorously. Better yet, shake her vigorously. Then stand back and watch the clouds gather overhead.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

things you DON'T expect to hear at the office

"No, that's a toe-ring."

From the mouth of the associate director.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

another day at the office

Jarrod tried to change his junkmail folder to read "junk in the trunk" but it wouldn't let him. He expressed this with much disappointment and mumbled something about changing outlook to reflect a more urban feel.

Three minutes later he yelled, "I want some more root beer!"