Me: "_social service organization__, This is Rachel."
Caller: "Yes! I ordered a wig OVER a MONTH ago and it's still NOT HERE. (here is where I start biting down on my lip hard enough to draw blood so as not to burst into laughter into the receiver) Now, I placed the order with a gentleman that said that it would be here, and that you were in Motown or Uptown, or wherever-y'all are. Now with the wig, he put in under two names, I think, either T-E-R-R-Y or J-E-R-R-E-L, but I need to..."
Me: "Er. Ma'am. I think you have the wrong number. This is _social service organization___. And as far as I'm aware, we've never sold wigs."
Commence fits of laughter in the office.
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Wigs!?! One question: why wouldn't charitable Catholics sell and then not deliver hair head coverings. And you call yourselves a non-profit organization that meets the needs the American underprivileged.
Classic. Nuff said.
Motown? Isn't that another name for Detroit?
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